Thursday, June 26, 2008

Laura Logan nra second amendment blue foot brian warner

So Laura Logan has been up to no good allegedly in Baghdad and we heard it was something to do with the nra or blue foot we don't know but we shall have an exlusive interview here shortly, CLinton can you sort that for us? and bring along a copy second amendment try explaining that one for us. Soooooo onto Brian Warner (not literally) aka marylin since when did you hook up with larry the cable guy and john wayne aka marrion morrison - hold on i never new wayne opened a uk supermarket ; brings a whole new meaning to the line ' get off yer horse and drink yer milk' ; i forget which movie thats from and don't have the discography handy......

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Anabolic

Ana bolic - she was a girl who took covert operations to a new extreme, at least on one occasion she was known to occasionally do so especially on her sporadically regular away-day excursions to Torquay.

The beach was deserted, wind blown carcasses scurried across the wet sand underfoot, she noticed Gordon had been on an away-day excursion of his own that day. No one new what she was thinking, her thoughts were her own now, well that was not strictly true was it, because someone could hear - that is, whoever was on the end of that micro-chip lodged deep down in her brain cavity. That is, if anyone was still listeneing..............

London, England 2052: It was September, Autumn fast approaching, bring back IDS they had said, he hadn't been that bad after all, idle disenchanted sod, but it was too late now, wasn't it? that party would never return to power again - would it? In any case, he was a wrinkled old guy now - thats if he was even still alive somewhere. But he was, IDS had campaigned to his heart's content for years, right up until all opposition parties had been banned from doing such things in 2029, well it had all been a massive waste of money - all those ineffective opposition party members doing nothing all day except seeking photo opportunities ineffectually in the media, sound bite after sound bite slashed on the cutting room floor.............

Now he (IDS that is) resided in Southend-On-Sea and could oft be seen walking his chocolate pincher along the pier in a nonchalant fashion daily, come wind or shine. Of course, he was kept under constant surviellance, his every move noted, investigated and reported on at the highest levels.....

She stared out to sea.......the waves still crashed against the beach as they always had, and the seabirds banked and scerried across the bay as they had since time imemorial, or so she imagined. Things could have been so different, she mused, if only action had been taken sooner, if more people had believed the unbelievable.....but who would truly have believed that a dolphin would one day rise to become President of the United States of America? , or indeed, that a bengal tiger would one day be elected Pope?

So it was, that no one believed the new Prime Minister, Mordant Frown, as he called his self, would one day declare himself Emperor of this fair isle, and in perpetuity at that. For so it had been, that on the thirty first day of March 2032 Mordant Frown had done just that. And to virtually universal disinterest at that!

Well it had been a bumpy few decades, to say the least.

Things had kicked off well in the early months of 2008, if a little strange. Ana had secured a new position in the organisation, and was finding her way in the big city........and elsewhere, the new Mayor of London, one Mr Morris Bonson, had just been elected in a landslide election, surprising to some.......and hilarious to others. But the word was that despite his image as a particular upper class twit, that was only half the story.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Time space and all that stuff

So was man and woman here before (no this is not about re-incarnation / past lives) at least not yet anyway. Man has been on this planet in one guise or another (Neanderthalls etc) around 500,000 years or so (I think) then before that the dinasaurs ruled. But what about before that (ok so there were amoebas etc.). But what if man in some form existed before that and we just don't know - great civilisations could have grown then and developed just like now and then destroyed themselves, to be forgotten until now. Maybe there was someone just like you back then eh? You may think this is moronic drivel - but there is no scientific proof that it wasn't so (at least I don't think there is). So we can't rule it out eh?

Imagine what we could learn from those people that might help us today to stop destoying the planet and start looking after it, after all its the only one we got. Ok, so they didn't destroy the earth (evidence: its still here, moron). But they may have come pretty close (hence the ice ages etc. - who knows how that happened?).

And they reckon that homo-sapiens has reached the pinnacle of human evolution - so we are it I'm afraid! Its up to us to save the planet or find a new one. Or create a computer /robot to do it for us - maybe create a new planet / galaxy / universe or sum'at.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Well thats it for today folks!

ok not quite

there is something else

I just can't think of it right now cos I is tired

pretty pointless huh?

Thursday, August 03, 2006


This is about MORONS if you don't know or aren't sure what a moron is then this is not for you as all morons pretty much know it, so think about it, by all means but if after a short time you start thinking you are not a moron, you probably aren't so it is time to stop reading this and start doing something else (after a while if you do that you will start to realise how moronic you are being, how long this takes depends on two things - 1. how moronic you have become without perhaps realising it before; how moronic the things you are doing really are; 3. how much of a moron you started out being a long time ago). Then you will perhaps get an inkling that really you are either a moron or are just acting like one, maybe just some of the time, even so you are realising that you are something of a moron some of the time - at least. But I'm not saying that is good or bad - because if you are a moron - that is bad but if you are realising it - that is good because then you can start doing somethings to try to stop being a moron, otherwise you won't as you have not realised you are a moron yet. So really, being a moron is good because then you can realise what a moron you are - if you are one that is and I'm not saying you are particularly you realise so don't go getting upset with me. OK?